That's Sir Larry to you!

Self appointed ruler of the Hawaiian island of Lanai, Lord Larry Ellison announced that forthwith the Kapu spirit will guide his vision for his domain. Seen here in his native garb, His Lordship outlined his prima nocta and royal assent rights. Fellow software titan and Hawaiian cultural appropriation expert, Marc Benioff was seen hastily updating his Ohana posters. Hang loose software buddies!