Surprising absolutely no one, Google's flying car venture Kitty Hawk crashes and burns

Sebastian Thrun, Kittyhawk CEO is seen strapping on his gold parachute and bailing out with his dog and co-founder Saugnapf. Google Alphabet spokes human, Sally Forthe commented 'though KittyHawk met none of its stated objectives we are proud to have taken this flight of fancy with them.' Asked what happened to the $100M invested in the venture, Forthe stated that Alphabet leadership is taking a critical eye to other expensive technology partnerships. She cited Google's recent closure of Fixie, an autonomous fixed gear bicycle platform aimed for the 11249 rider market. Neither Thrun nor Saugnapf were available for comment.