Vaporware Upgrade: Everything We Know

Windows 12, Microsoft's most advanced and mind numbingly unusable operating system, will provide new UX capabilities. Clippy and Bob avatars will now provide real-time, AI-driven guidance Machine learning algorithms will monitor user performance and identify identify productivity improvement recommendations such as using Teams and Bing. Work From Home (WFH) users can expect sophisticated keystroke monitoring video camera surveillance features. Enterprise customers such as Amazon are excited and express a keen interest in deploying Windows 12 (code name Orwell) as soon as possible.